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Saturday, October 10, 2009

The Ultimate Paradox: You are unique, just like everyone else is.

Yeah, you're unique, I'm unique. So what? Our uniquity is the monotony.
Like they say, the only consistency is in the inconsistency. Somewhat.

I officially declare Miss Tan SL the best Math teacher in the world.
I predict a tribute coming.
Because she is the most dedicated, content full, patient and nurturing teacher around that actually managed to pull up my math grades.

No teacher has ever accomplished that.
Today she spent the entire day with us (a saturday, mind you) going through the Amath TYS book.
<3 much.

I keep dropping things.
My fingers are buttery.
Do you like photos?
But I am so lazy to upload them to blogger.
I like how pictures look.

Don't you ever imagine the germs in your mouth invading/swimming victoriously into a newly opened bottle of mineral water when you first drink from it?

Its all cinematic and I can hear the war cries of victory: A new Land to conquer, a new Home to Multiply in!
And then you replace the cap and drink from it periodically as the amount of mouth bacteria in the water increases exponentially.
Hydration- yeah right more like Infection.

Maybe they should make UV sanitizing water bottles that zap the germs in the water every 5 minutes.

Add a microfilter to that to remove the dead bodies.

How would you feel about introducing your body's own phagocytes (White Blood Cells) to the water instead?
They'll just ingest the bacteria and after all, you can't call your own WBCs gross.

You made them.

I wonder if ants lie in their beds and worry about their anthills being kicked over by some kid.
Ever stopped to wonder about the hundreds of hours of the ant's efforts you are destroying?
Its not like they wanted to build this, they were driven by their instincts. Pure ant sweat and blood.
Perhaps ants have conspiracy theories too.

How insignificant humans are.
I'm so tiny.

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